Little Crab – Pickle everywhere in the Caribbean

(No crab was hurt in the process of shooting this metaphor)

Pickle everywhere in the Caribbean

Little crab has seven days to remove this glass from the pristine table. The local government has issued the removal order but they will only accept a local contractor to execute the removal. The waiters are fighting it over for their tip. The manager of the table has arrested the glass because the table does not attract any business and the glass is probably a viable guarantee to leverage the crab into action.

Turns out, the manager of the table is not the owner of the table, he has it on lease and the local government is concerned about the risks to the environment under the table. (Quite rightly) The crab has abandoned the glass (formally, at least) because he has a policy to make sure he does not end up in a pickle.

(No crab was hurt in the process of shooting this metaphor)